So ive just had a client text me to make a booking, all sounded good, got him booking for tomorrow.
He proceeded to ask if i kiss which i replied i do as long good oral hygiene etc.
He then texts back 'oh good i do like a good kiss when we make love'
I cancelled him instantly. Why would they refer to any pay for sex service as making love? Its turned my stomach slightly, the only person i make love to is my partner!
Ew ew ew.

I agree it's cringy but yes if you offer gfe I suppose that's what they think of it as, I hate it when they say the word play as in 'I love our playtime' yuk!

I agree it's cringy but yes if you offer gfe I suppose that's what they think of it as, I hate it when they say the word play as in 'I love our playtime' yuk!

Playtime is pretty bad, i hate it when say little girl when were fucking. 'Oh your a very dirty little girl arent you'.
Im 26, size 14 and 5ft 7.. im hardly a 'little girl'.

Ew some more. Lol x

I wouldn't have cancelled his booking, I would have rolled my eyes and give a little shake of the head at his naivety.

I'd rather that than them saying I can't wait for you to cum all over my cock

This whole job is about acting and playing a part based on the clients need, unless they are outright rude I'll do the job. I've had clients go on about how much of a connection we have and I smile and agree even though in my opinion we don't.

Me too, but whilst I wouldn't have cancelled either it would have made me wince too (as would 'play', which is a word I associate with children and so makes me feel queasy when punters use it). I find it too hard to keep a straight face if they say it in person and have to change the subject.

See also 'date' instead of booking (boak) as well as my pet hate, talking about a/our 'meet' or asking to 'meet up'.

Punters say all sorts of cringey things to me I just smile and nod, is it really worth losing the money over something that simple? I guess if you're rolling in money and have no end of booking requests it's easy to cancel because they said the wrong thing, have regulars who tell me they love me and that I'm the only girl they ever felt truly connected to etc etc and of course they talk about "making love" to me it's just words and if I tell them what they want to hear and act like I'm their girlfriend for the sake of the illusion then they keep coming back for more.

I say this stuff all the time about clients but I think it's true most of them are doing this because they want the illusion that they are attractive and they can date a beautiful girl, many of my clients are older guys who seem like they are trying to recapture something from their youth by having sex with a young student. Denying them the chance to feel special because you don't think of them as more than a customer is just wrong imo, I'm going down the road of feeling sympathy for clients here but I think like if I was working in a store or in some other job I wouldn't refuse to serve a customer because they told me I'm beautiful and they want to kiss me etc.

I am not keen on the making love thing either but would not have cancelled just because of that. 
"Hooking up" I deplore, just another Americanism, but again it would not put me off agreeing to hook, er, meet up!