See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: "I don't think I can do this..."  (Read 10125 times)

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #30 on: 16 May 2012, 01:18:04 am »
Hahhahahahhaha.... I have had a fair few hobbits lately and even went on a non paid date with one 2 weeks ago (but thats another story)... If your interested in hearing about it i'll give you my AW name and you can read my blog!!!

We should write a book on our experiences.. you know, a sequel to Belle De Jour... I'm thinking.... "Chapter One.... The Hairy Hobbits."

divine_madonna

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #31 on: 16 May 2012, 01:18:40 am »
I seem to have stumbled across a hidden world of Hobbits in Oxford - seriously, teeny, teeny men - and hairy ;D

That made me L.O.L
Is that why you want to ditch your profile to escape the Hobbits?! ;D

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #32 on: 16 May 2012, 01:30:23 am »
Seems a good enough reason to me Danae!! xx

EllaD

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #33 on: 16 May 2012, 01:43:23 am »
Ha I wish, I'm 5'8 I can take on a hobbit or two! :D

I'm editing this - I mean I can take them on in a fight, not for a creepy Tolkien Themed Threesome....

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #34 on: 16 May 2012, 01:47:19 am »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! This thread has proper made me Lol.. I posted hoping someone would cheer me up and you lot sure have!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Coty

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #35 on: 16 May 2012, 03:26:40 am »
Aww jealous!!Though obviously delighted for you (but still jealous...) I seem to have stumbled across a hidden world of Hobbits in Oxford - seriously, teeny, teeny men - and hairy ;D

lmao
Nothing wrong with hobbits! Would prefer a few Aragorns though!

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #36 on: 16 May 2012, 03:38:30 am »
What on earth are Aragorns Coty?!! x

ilovedots

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 395
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #37 on: 16 May 2012, 03:42:54 am »
Aww jealous!!Though obviously delighted for you (but still jealous...) I seem to have stumbled across a hidden world of Hobbits in Oxford - seriously, teeny, teeny men - and hairy ;D

lmao
Nothing wrong with hobbits! Would prefer a few Aragorns though!

I seem to attract the "Gandalf" type most of the time... (Not complaining or anything, but...)  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #38 on: 16 May 2012, 03:45:49 am »
Hahahhaha!!!

We really could make a Labyrinth sequel i'm sure with all of our experiences....

Now to find a leading man who could do David Bowie's role....

Coty

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #39 on: 16 May 2012, 12:16:28 pm »
What on earth are Aragorns Coty?!! x


http://tinyurl.com/dxv3kmt

Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #40 on: 16 May 2012, 03:55:19 pm »
Thats more like it!!  ;)

bananamuffin

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #41 on: 17 May 2012, 12:44:39 pm »
Aww jealous!!Though obviously delighted for you (but still jealous...) I seem to have stumbled across a hidden world of Hobbits in Oxford - seriously, teeny, teeny men - and hairy ;D

Don't knock it, this could become your speciality!!!! There's probably a group of Lord of the Rings super fans that meet up - could be loads of business!

curvygrace

  • Guest
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #42 on: 17 May 2012, 06:44:14 pm »
brilliant thread!

iv had someone do a runner on me literally mid thrust! no cumming or anything, i think he put he boxers on with condom still on! lol

also had many 'forgot my wallet' guys.

had a very cute and embarrassed young 'un asking for a 'massage' (yeh lol - you mean hand job right?) well it turns out he genuinely thought i was a massuese so when i pointed out his hard on and took my bra off he literally ran out with clothes in hand!


Betty

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 120
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #43 on: 18 May 2012, 03:34:29 pm »
Haha, im pleased I started this thread as its nice and reassuring to know its not just me!!!

Dorry to hear of your experiences CG!! xxx

Janie_J

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 66
Re: "I don't think I can do this..."
« Reply #44 on: 21 May 2012, 05:28:55 pm »
We all make mistakes, it?s one of the best ways of learning. When you fuck up at something and suffer in some way as a result of that mistake, the likelihood is that you think very long and hard next time. It?s so much more effective than being told by someone else or reading about it in some book. 

When I first started, one of my very first few outcalls turned out to be a prank (my fault, too trusting and didn?t do the proper checks). I ended up in front of an Ann Summers store in Bromley at midnight. Very funny!

You have to laugh I suppose...

LMAO......that sounds like a sketch from a comedy show to me!!

x