There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.
All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.
I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.
But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.