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Title: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
Post by: MaddieMoo on 01 February 2014, 10:37:53 pm
Anyone else get clients who finish, clean up and then start talking about the weather, or music, or what Tony Blair thinks of babybell cheese like they just haven't released bodily fluids over a hired lady's decolletage? Just home from a booking like that and I always have to hold back a little giggle, there is something so cute about it. :P
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Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 01 February 2014, 11:39:39 pm
Oops it's actually me who does this!
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Post by: Pink~Princess on 02 February 2014, 12:47:33 am
Yeah I think its odd too but in a funny way. Even weirder when your trying to give them a bj when they talk about random shizzle, there was once a guy started asking me if I wanted to have kids etc  ::) I was like shut up for a minute will ya or at least try to act as if I am turning you on lol x
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Post by: roseanna on 02 February 2014, 01:02:21 am
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.
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Post by: carachameleon on 02 February 2014, 01:38:34 am
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.
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Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 02 February 2014, 02:22:58 am
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.

As a fellow athiest I feel your pain! I always try and steer away from politics and religion I'd much rather small talk. The worst thing than small talk is someone who isnt talking at all. I have a regular. He never looks me in the eye and talk is very VERY stilted and awkward and when he pops he doesn't want to kiss, cuddle, chat or have a shower but just sit there. He booked me at least once a month so far so it just must be what he likes everyones different.
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Post by: MaddieMoo on 02 February 2014, 12:02:32 pm
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.

I have mixed ideas about whether it means they are comfortable or not. They are definitely happy, and a nice client to have, because silence is awwwwwful, but I see being comfortable with someone after sex as trying not to pretend it didn't just happen by making a conversation change if you know what I mean? Sometimes it seems very nervous or awkward to me, of course I just go with the flow so I don't make them aware I'm thinking that
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Post by: Pink~Princess on 02 February 2014, 01:36:18 pm
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.

I laughed so hard reading this especially the "loving to fuck naughty little sluts" hehehehehehehehe x
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Post by: roseanna on 02 February 2014, 04:03:33 pm
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.

I have mixed ideas about whether it means they are comfortable or not. They are definitely happy, and a nice client to have, because silence is awwwwwful, but I see being comfortable with someone after sex as trying not to pretend it didn't just happen by making a conversation change if you know what I mean? Sometimes it seems very nervous or awkward to me, of course I just go with the flow so I don't make them aware I'm thinking that

Some of them definitely feel guilty straight after they've finished, but I think by talking they are trying not to transfer their guilt. But the ones that are really quiet are so uptight that it can be quite disturbing. I don't rebook them.
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Post by: Sassy Slapper on 04 February 2014, 03:26:46 pm
In answer to the OP?many a time  ;D
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Post by: MaddieMoo on 04 February 2014, 04:21:24 pm
Had two more bookings like this yesterday, I must attract the chatters!
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Post by: sultress000 on 04 February 2014, 05:28:22 pm
ha! this is nothing! I was doing a booking the other week where i was going all out giving amazing oral WHILST  the guy watched hayley and Roys last few minutes together on corrie before she diec...like wtf???
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Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 26 April 2015, 12:16:18 pm
Ha is forgotten about this, title is hilarious

Reminds me of myself lately *wips used condom off* "so do you watch game of thrones?" Haha

it can either be a nervous thing or I think sometimes I just don't see work sex as sex so forget it's a but weird. I don't even think of it as sex, I've been single a few months and still think in my head "I haven't had sex in a few months" even though I've been working it's not sex to me
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Post by: alice842 on 26 April 2015, 02:11:30 pm
Haha I am exactly the same MatchGirl. I love when a client has watched/read game of thrones, can literally spend the rest of the booking discussing fan theories and our fave characters. I just hate the awkward silence after they've finished and would much rather talk than lie there awkwardly.

I was moaning to my friend last night about how I hadn't had sex in 4 months and then was like 'well work sex obviously but that doesn't count as proper sex'
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Post by: Midsstudent on 26 April 2015, 02:19:28 pm
I was moaning to my friend last night about how I hadn't had sex in 4 months and then was like 'well work sex obviously but that doesn't count as proper sex'

Lol I had this same conversation Friday. Said to a friend I hadn't had sex in AGESSS and she just pulled a face at me. I had to point out that work sex doesn't count.
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Post by: cheesypeas on 26 April 2015, 02:31:05 pm
Anyone else get clients who finish, clean up and then start talking about the weather, or music, or what Tony Blair thinks of babybell cheese like they just haven't released bodily fluids over a hired lady's decolletage? Just home from a booking like that and I always have to hold back a little giggle, there is something so cute about it. :P

lol ;D

Mine barely talk, they say 'thank you' get
dressed and off to court. We shake hands
and leave, they are quite formal lol :)
(No I'm not a geisha!)

But yes, Game of thrones has come
up with one regular at the door!
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Post by: Curvygal on 26 April 2015, 02:44:42 pm
I always find the bit after really weird...I make small talk I must be honest.  And sometimes I actually say 'I find this bit really odd, I end up commenting on people's curtains and things!'  Normally gets a laugh and breaks the tension.
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Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 26 April 2015, 03:48:00 pm
Anyone else get clients who finish, clean up and then start talking about the weather, or music, or what Tony Blair thinks of babybell cheese like they just haven't released bodily fluids over a hired lady's decolletage? Just home from a booking like that and I always have to hold back a little giggle, there is something so cute about it. :P

lol ;D

Mine barely talk, they say 'thank you' get
dressed and off to court. We shake hands
and leave, they are quite formal lol :)
(No I'm not a geisha!)

But yes, Game of thrones has come
up with one regular at the door!

I can't bear the silence and nothing to look at while they're getting dressed! This is usually when my hundred questions start lol
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Post by: cheesypeas on 26 April 2015, 03:59:05 pm
Hi Matches..oh I understand,
 I didn't think of that!

I leave them to get dressed in
privacy, (check my phones),
so there's no silence lol! ;)
They come out when they're dressed.


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Post by: Siorse on 26 April 2015, 04:17:01 pm
Mine like to make conversation while I'm giving them a BJ. What do I do?
Either kinda go; menhhg aha mm, mm ah (like the title of the thread) if it's a quickie, or just taking his dick out to
answer (a stupid question about football or what pubs I like  ::)), and then merrily continue..
Makes it even more mechanical than it already was.. !
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Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 26 April 2015, 04:21:06 pm
Mine like to make conversation while I'm giving them a BJ. What do I do?
Either kinda go; menhhg aha mm, mm ah (like the title of the thread) if it's a quickie, or just taking his dick out to
answer (a stupid question about football or what pubs I like  ::)), and then merrily continue..
Makes it even more mechanical than it already was.. !

The odd question while giving blow job I'll just answer quickly, but if they keep asking then I just completely let go of their cock and sit up each time to answer. that generally stops it
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Post by: Midsstudent on 26 April 2015, 04:44:55 pm
If someone were to start talking to me while giving a BJ i'd just move back up the bed and give him a HJ while we talk. Though awkward silences don't really happen during bookings for me unless I get a very quiet client (very rarely happens), otherwise I always find some common ground with them, makes the whole thing more natural to them.
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Post by: Siorse on 26 April 2015, 05:02:11 pm
Mine like to make conversation while I'm giving them a BJ. What do I do?
Either kinda go; menhhg aha mm, mm ah (like the title of the thread) if it's a quickie, or just taking his dick out to
answer (a stupid question about football or what pubs I like  ::)), and then merrily continue..
Makes it even more mechanical than it already was.. !

The odd question while giving blow job I'll just answer quickly, but if they keep asking then I just completely let go of their cock and sit up each time to answer. that generally stops it

Can't believe I hadn't thought of that before..  :FF   That'll give my throat a rest as well lol
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Post by: Ieaio on 27 April 2015, 01:54:04 am
I'm guilty of chatting during the clean up AFTER sex. I don't know, you eat a good pizza you don't dwell on it, let them know it felt good then my conversation goes onto tangents. Not a BJ or during sex chatter & I think my face look like the fuck dude when they do start up a conversation lol but in an amused way. It's sweet really, they're so excited they don't know wether they want to chat to you or kick back and enjoy the BJ.
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Post by: Doll on 20 July 2015, 01:51:15 pm
I was moaning to my friend last night about how I hadn't had sex in 4 months and then was like 'well work sex obviously but that doesn't count as proper sex'

Lol I had this same conversation Friday. Said to a friend I hadn't had sex in AGESSS and she just pulled a face at me. I had to point out that work sex doesn't count.

Laughed at this  ;D
There is a massive difference between having sex and making love!

Lola x
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 20 July 2015, 08:33:18 pm
Oh I hate it when your going down on them and they start asking you silly questions.I just stop and ask if they want a chat or shall I carry on.I normally find the ones that do this are generally dickheads or boundary pushers who want to go over time.No probs chatting at the start or end though.
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Post by: Kimberly-x on 20 July 2015, 08:44:05 pm
I'm guilty of chatting during the clean up AFTER sex. I don't know, you eat a good pizza you don't dwell on it, let them know it felt good then my conversation goes onto tangents. Not a BJ or during sex chatter & I think my face look like the fuck dude when they do start up a conversation lol but in an amused way. It's sweet really, they're so excited they don't know wether they want to chat to you or kick back and enjoy the BJ.

i like to chat to them but they always want a good chat after but always leave on time! so there good boys
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Post by: sultress000 on 21 July 2015, 12:25:11 am
I have a Dominant client who is all "suck it harder bitch", until he cums, and then he immediately gets his phone out and shows me loads of proud grandad typ pics of his 1 yr old granddaughter. Even little videos!  Always find it bizarre!
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Post by: roseanna on 21 July 2015, 10:45:56 am
I have a Dominant client who is all "suck it harder bitch", until he cums, and then he immediately gets his phone out and shows me loads of proud grandad typ pics of his 1 yr old granddaughter. Even little videos!  Always find it bizarre!

That's the personality change pre-cum to post-cum. All men do it to some extent. I've studied how they react and I think for a lot of them it's as much a relief as it is a pleasure.
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Post by: LouDelightful on 25 July 2015, 06:27:00 pm
I usually get the *cum in mouth * and then them say "so what you doing this weekend " or if they was doing facial them standing there amazed how much they squirted everywhere
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Post by: Naked Chef on 27 July 2015, 12:00:23 pm
Oh yes, I have had clients ask questions whilst fucking - were tour tattoos painful? Do you like your job? What are you doing at the weekend? Seriously?!! Just shut up and fuck me!!

I hate when they pull out photos of family members. I had one client show me a video of his young daughter dancing. I had to fake the "ohhhh that's so cute" stuff.
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Post by: littleminxjennifer on 29 July 2015, 10:19:02 pm
urgh that bugs me too NC

i don't like kids, theres a reason i chose not to have any, but i feel i have to be all girly and gushy over them out of politeness  :FF
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Post by: Nataliee on 29 July 2015, 10:31:57 pm
Oops it's actually me who does this!

 ;D I do to   :)

But I dont do CIM  :P