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MaddieMoo

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Anyone else get clients who finish, clean up and then start talking about the weather, or music, or what Tony Blair thinks of babybell cheese like they just haven't released bodily fluids over a hired lady's decolletage? Just home from a booking like that and I always have to hold back a little giggle, there is something so cute about it. :P
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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #1 on: 01 February 2014, 11:39:39 pm »
Oops it's actually me who does this!
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« Reply #2 on: 02 February 2014, 12:47:33 am »
Yeah I think its odd too but in a funny way. Even weirder when your trying to give them a bj when they talk about random shizzle, there was once a guy started asking me if I wanted to have kids etc  ::) I was like shut up for a minute will ya or at least try to act as if I am turning you on lol x

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #3 on: 02 February 2014, 01:02:21 am »
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2014, 01:38:34 am »
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.

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« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2014, 02:22:58 am »
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.

As a fellow athiest I feel your pain! I always try and steer away from politics and religion I'd much rather small talk. The worst thing than small talk is someone who isnt talking at all. I have a regular. He never looks me in the eye and talk is very VERY stilted and awkward and when he pops he doesn't want to kiss, cuddle, chat or have a shower but just sit there. He booked me at least once a month so far so it just must be what he likes everyones different.

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #6 on: 02 February 2014, 12:02:32 pm »
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.

I have mixed ideas about whether it means they are comfortable or not. They are definitely happy, and a nice client to have, because silence is awwwwwful, but I see being comfortable with someone after sex as trying not to pretend it didn't just happen by making a conversation change if you know what I mean? Sometimes it seems very nervous or awkward to me, of course I just go with the flow so I don't make them aware I'm thinking that
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« Reply #7 on: 02 February 2014, 01:36:18 pm »
There was this one time I finished a booking with a client and afterwards, he was making small chat about religion and I made the mistake of telling him I was an atheist. All the time as were washing up and dressing, he was giving me a very impassioned speech about Jesus and how I can be saved if I only choose to believe. He even played for me a recording of his parish's Sunday service in the car as he drove me to the nearest metro station.

All this after telling me he liked to fuck naughty little sluts while banging away.

I wanted to laugh so hard but I had it keep it in until I was dropped off.

But my clients talk about inane things all the time. And like roseanna, I like it as it feels like they're comfortable around me.

I laughed so hard reading this especially the "loving to fuck naughty little sluts" hehehehehehehehe x

roseanna

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #8 on: 02 February 2014, 04:03:33 pm »
I quite like it. It shows they are comfortable and relaxed with you and it's a lot better than the tense bookings when you wonder what they are going to do or say next. When they start blathering on during the act itself I take that as a cue to bang a bit harder lol.

I have mixed ideas about whether it means they are comfortable or not. They are definitely happy, and a nice client to have, because silence is awwwwwful, but I see being comfortable with someone after sex as trying not to pretend it didn't just happen by making a conversation change if you know what I mean? Sometimes it seems very nervous or awkward to me, of course I just go with the flow so I don't make them aware I'm thinking that

Some of them definitely feel guilty straight after they've finished, but I think by talking they are trying not to transfer their guilt. But the ones that are really quiet are so uptight that it can be quite disturbing. I don't rebook them.

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #9 on: 04 February 2014, 03:26:46 pm »
In answer to the OP?many a time  ;D

MaddieMoo

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #10 on: 04 February 2014, 04:21:24 pm »
Had two more bookings like this yesterday, I must attract the chatters!
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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #11 on: 04 February 2014, 05:28:22 pm »
ha! this is nothing! I was doing a booking the other week where i was going all out giving amazing oral WHILST  the guy watched hayley and Roys last few minutes together on corrie before she diec...like wtf???

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #12 on: 26 April 2015, 12:16:18 pm »
Ha is forgotten about this, title is hilarious

Reminds me of myself lately *wips used condom off* "so do you watch game of thrones?" Haha

it can either be a nervous thing or I think sometimes I just don't see work sex as sex so forget it's a but weird. I don't even think of it as sex, I've been single a few months and still think in my head "I haven't had sex in a few months" even though I've been working it's not sex to me
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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #13 on: 26 April 2015, 02:11:30 pm »
Haha I am exactly the same MatchGirl. I love when a client has watched/read game of thrones, can literally spend the rest of the booking discussing fan theories and our fave characters. I just hate the awkward silence after they've finished and would much rather talk than lie there awkwardly.

I was moaning to my friend last night about how I hadn't had sex in 4 months and then was like 'well work sex obviously but that doesn't count as proper sex'

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Re: "Hnng! Ahh!! *Comes in mouth*.... So what TV shows do you like?"
« Reply #14 on: 26 April 2015, 02:19:28 pm »
I was moaning to my friend last night about how I hadn't had sex in 4 months and then was like 'well work sex obviously but that doesn't count as proper sex'

Lol I had this same conversation Friday. Said to a friend I hadn't had sex in AGESSS and she just pulled a face at me. I had to point out that work sex doesn't count.