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Coty

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"Feedback translator"
« on: 09 July 2011, 11:15:41 am »
A client asked me if our feedback given to clients had a code lol for example.....

'Handsome'.......not bad enough to give you nightmares.

'Great oral'.......says please and thank you.

Wonder if any of you can think of some more!!!

Coty x


kizzie

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #1 on: 09 July 2011, 11:55:49 am »
'Enthusiastic'     cums 5 mins after walking through door  ::) ::)

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #2 on: 09 July 2011, 12:57:03 pm »
"lovely" = Tries hard, bless him!

"energetic" = Can't hold still for 2 seconds/ energizer bunny style pounding

"great kisser" = Doesn't just stick his tongue out and let it loll in your mouth/ imagine the aim of kissing is to replicate a washing machine

"genuine" = Knows more about the industry than I do!

"would see again" = Books for an hour, pops within 15mins and leaves!

"gentleman" = Shy

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #3 on: 09 July 2011, 01:45:05 pm »
"Hope to see again" = I have no absolutely no recollection of him, but I didn't mark him up in my phone as a wanker, so, good enough...

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #4 on: 09 July 2011, 01:50:06 pm »
"How many times can I cum?"   .............  I only cum once, quickly.   ;D


Coty

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #5 on: 09 July 2011, 07:11:51 pm »
"Hope to see again" = I have no absolutely no recollection of him, but I didn't mark him up in my phone as a wanker, so, good enough...

LMAO Rooby...love it!!!

Coty x
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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #6 on: 09 July 2011, 07:40:36 pm »
"Good with his hands" - will rub on your bits til you [fake an] orgasm.

(This one is certainly true because after I left similar feedback, I noticed most other girls he'd seen had said the same thing!)

"Polite, kind and really interesting to talk to" - oh wait, sometimes I try to leave feedback that actually means what it says. ;)
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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #7 on: 09 July 2011, 08:28:23 pm »
I always just respond in the way they leave me feedback, if they make no effort neither do I lol

Not that I have to worry about it too much, guys never officially book and I havent had feedback snce FEBRUARY!  :o

Coty

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #8 on: 10 July 2011, 01:30:28 am »
A real Gentleman.........didn't rip my clothes off and play tonsil tennis within 5 minutes of entering the room.

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #9 on: 10 July 2011, 11:47:27 am »
Lots of Stamina = bangs away at you for hours
Truth is far more important than what one wants to hear. With truth there is no us and them or colour or religion there is just fact

Lolo

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #10 on: 10 July 2011, 09:23:05 pm »
"not laughed as much in ages" Constant, possibly unfunny jokes in an overbearing manner

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #11 on: 10 July 2011, 10:47:04 pm »
"Hope to see again" = I have no absolutely no recollection of him, but I didn't mark him up in my phone as a wanker, so, good enough...

This one is my favourite.

The best one I left was - "I wish I was as  sprightly at half your age" - bearing in mind I am 40 this hopefully gave a clue to the next lady that he was well into his 80's.

Coty

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #12 on: 10 July 2011, 11:23:16 pm »
"not laughed as much in ages" Constant, possibly unfunny jokes in an overbearing manner

or..."not laughed so much in ages"...............you should see the size of his dick...smaller than my thumb!

"Made me smile"...you should see the size of his dick!!!!!

Coty (not really obsessed with dicks!)


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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #13 on: 11 July 2011, 11:01:16 am »
"Great seller! Fast shipping, item as described A+++ Would buy again!!!" = Oh fuck, got my accounts mixed up -so what did I write on eBay?

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Re: "Feedback translator"
« Reply #14 on: 11 July 2011, 11:03:07 am »
"Great seller! Fast shipping, item as described A+++ Would buy again!!!" = Oh fuck, got my accounts mixed up -so what did I write on eBay?

I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!