I'm no longer in a relationship but if clients ask I tell them I have a boyfriend, I had all sorts of hassle before when I would say I was single and I would have to awkwardly come up with a reason why I wouldn't date them, telling them I'm in a relationship is just maybe a bit more flattering to them, as though if I didn't I would consider them 

I tell them I have a number of them. As well as girlfriends, play dates, friends with benefits, stalkers, pen pals. Whatever it takes to fill up the time. I stopped half way through a blow job once when someone decided to ask me with my mouth full of cock if I was married and had kids. I stopped, sat there and explained to him that personal questions were not permitted (let alone at such an awkward time!) but if he wanted to hear everything there is to know about me during his time I?m happy to brew myself a cup of tea and tell him all about my probably not real life story.

I tell them I have a number of them. As well as girlfriends, play dates, friends with benefits, stalkers, pen pals. Whatever it takes to fill up the time. I stopped half way through a blow job once when someone decided to ask me with my mouth full of cock if I was married and had kids. I stopped, sat there and explained to him that personal questions were not permitted (let alone at such an awkward time!) but if he wanted to hear everything there is to know about me during his time I?m happy to brew myself a cup of tea and tell him all about my probably not real life story.

Imagine if we did that, stopped half way through a blow and asked them are they married with children. Unbelievable!  If I am asked or it is hinted at that they want more than just the booking I sometimes say I will think about it, then I don't. Oddly not many have got  back to me to find my answer, maybe they kind of know they are in the wrong.

A man I met last month who had not been to see me since getting married  4 years ago told me I still looked great and was just as good as he remembered.  That was nice I thought and then he came out with "I should have married you instead" !!!  Wanker.

I'm getting asked this A LOT lately! No & I don't want one is what I tell them. All this BS they spout after asking
 "oh but your so good looking, it's a shame your single,
wtf has that got to do with anything? Made the mistake of telling one about a guy I was FWB with so he thinks he could ask me for dinner. The red flags were there for neediness from the outset though so I misjudged that one a bit. Annoying thing is he didn't get my sms reply later when I let rip about him asking for freebies. He's now filtered to my spam folder.

Some of them need the titivation though & it can be hard to gauge.

What is "SPH fetish" VC?

I often go with  "its complicated, laugh. How about you?married? Long term, loved up?" Seems to shut most down who dont want to tell me everything with a full lifetime bio.

If they push I tell them I'm married. Which i was at one stage and seems to work rather well at escaping the "but your so attractive....." or "i bet you got loads of guys...... " comments 

I often go with  "its complicated, laugh. How about you?married? Long term, loved up?" Seems to shut most down who dont want to tell me everything with a full lifetime bio.

If they push I tell them I'm married. Which i was at one stage and seems to work rather well at escaping the "but your so attractive....." or "i bet you got loads of guys...... " comments

I do the same , but the sheer shock that you are married is astonishing , especially as they have just paid and are married also quite often.

I really think some truly believe it's a bit of 'pin' money !

I love the ones who actually say "how's business" and I can say "ok or good" and ask about theirs too .

I used to answer honestly but from now on I think I'm going to have to be firmer and straight up say 'sorry that question is too personal'.