Him (really horrible nasally voice that instantly gets my back up - every Glaswegian knows the one!!): "whereabouts are you based?"
me: "X area" (which is actually the neighbouring town as I have no intention of meeting him and getting my eardrums battered by his voice)
Him: "Whats the price for half an hour?"
Me: (I have paused my game for this) "Its on my profile right next to my phone number"
Him: "eh...aye... see my computer shut itself off"
Me: "it shut itself off with absolutely no warning, leaving you solely enough time to write down my phone number but at no point during the average 3-4 mins it would take you to find a pen, write down my phone number - or unlock then type it into your phone - double check its right and dial it, did you scan 2 lines up to check my rates?"
Him: "...so you won't be giving me the address then?"
Me: "No I don't think so"
Him: *hangs up*

I have no problems clarifying rates if asked, as I for one double and sometimes triple check to be sure of the cost of something before I pick it up/use the service but this one is always guaranteed to find yourself teetering very close to the block list on my phone.

I get the computer died on me one all the time! Seeing as I am at home with paper thin walls its important that I a not giving out prices like that so Its more infuriating for me 

How do you resist these totally charming men ladies?

Sure are ye not biting ur arms and legs off trying to get to them before any other WG does lol

Wouldn't it be great if our pc's and fones came with an electric shock buzzer, just for muppets haha

I know right?

Now I get guys getting me to give allllllllll the details and then I am like so can I get your address please?

Oh you only do outcalls?

-brain explodes with arghisms-

It is very clear and in bold that I only do out calls. They even before they realize they quote my prices, that are right next to 'out call prices' I mean the mind wonders what the hell these guys are thinking. Probably 'boooobieeesss!!!! Yaaaay!!!'

They prob just took off your number of aw or are trying to find out whether what you say will correspond to what's written on your profile; ) they have been messed around too by non genuine escorts who cant conversate in English.

Why are non genuine escorts and the ones apparently stuffing clients around assumed to be foreign...

She didn't say that, she said "can't converse in English", there's a difference and I find this can apply to native English just as much if not more than those who have another language as their first language.