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CandyPink99

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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #15 on: 17 December 2013, 07:08:27 pm »
Quote from: NigellasNostril on 17 December 2013, 01:38:19 pm
When they ask for details I just say "what would you like to know specifically?" Sort of answering questions with questions usually weeds them out. When we get to "what time are you working until?" You can bet it's 80% sure they're not coming...

I do this a lot now! can never be bothered to ramble off every detail. same as when they ask what uniforms I have ... 'well what are you looking for?' .. and they dont have a bloody clue! definitely agree when asked when i work till and they say they'l ring later, 4/5 never do!
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #16 on: 17 December 2013, 08:38:00 pm »
I think a lot of them, for whatever reason, are quite nervous when they ring so don't really know what to say - but I agree, basically just asking them what they want to know does save time.
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #17 on: 17 December 2013, 08:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Mellissa on 17 December 2013, 08:38:00 pm
I think a lot of them, for whatever reason, are quite nervous when they ring so don't really know what to say - but I agree, basically just asking them what they want to know does save time.

I have found that too. If they are really softly spoken on the phone I let them know that all they need to give me a date time place and how long they want to see me for. As long as I know those details I am good to go most the time.
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #18 on: 17 December 2013, 10:39:48 pm »
That type of phone call don`t bother me, as I can get a "feel" for the possible client. But if he getting off on one  ;), then I say I wearing my 100% cotton pj`s. lol
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #19 on: 21 December 2013, 02:41:36 am »
If they ask me something which is covered on my website then they clearly haven't bothered to read it before calling. I tell them to read ALL of my website (it's very to the point and would take 2 mins at most) and to call back if they are definitely sure they wish to go ahead. A lot of the questions they ask are for wank fodder, and as I don't have a premium rate phone number I remain pleasantly business like on the phone.
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #20 on: 21 December 2013, 11:15:30 am »
Quote from: zoe on 17 December 2013, 10:39:48 pm
That type of phone call don`t bother me, as I can get a "feel" for the possible client. But if he getting off on one  ;), then I say I wearing my 100% cotton pj`s. lol


Nah just randomly ask him the time if you think they are wanking, 95 percent of men wank with there watch hand ( or so I've been reliably told  ;D) breaks the stroke as such if you see what I mean ...
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #21 on: 21 December 2013, 11:56:55 am »
I hate these kind of calls, I start bristling immediately!  Just because I've found through experience that 90% of these guys are TWs, or at best those who cannot be bothered to even look at basic details on my profile/website.

And it depends on their tone too, if they are polite/respectful I will give very basic details, if in doubt I just refer them to my website.

Funnily enough just had a guy phone up claiming there were no photos where he'd found me 'on the internet'  asking for details, referred him to my website, and blow me but he actually phoned back, thats a first!  If he shows up of course.......
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #22 on: 21 December 2013, 01:30:08 pm »
Quote from: Nameless on 21 December 2013, 11:56:55 am
I hate these kind of calls, I start bristling immediately!  Just because I've found through experience that 90% of these guys are TWs, or at best those who cannot be bothered to even look at basic details on my profile/website.

And it depends on their tone too, if they are polite/respectful I will give very basic details, if in doubt I just refer them to my website.

Funnily enough just had a guy phone up claiming there were no photos where he'd found me 'on the internet'  asking for details, referred him to my website, and blow me but he actually phoned back, thats a first!  If he shows up of course.......

Noticed it's the guys that ask for less details that seem to be the ones that show up. Always a funny one when they book after they've asked for the details and they sound so enthusiastic ... yet haven't asked for address or postcode, lol.
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TeenKylie

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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #23 on: 21 December 2013, 01:36:20 pm »
If only thy could just READ they would not be wasting their own time!!!
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« Reply #24 on: 21 December 2013, 03:33:35 pm »
That guy showed up, was a complete nightmare, laid there like a dead fish, in the end he blamed me (despite the fact I'd tried everything) and demanded some money back.  After an awful experience the other week I did but told him no way was he going to tell me it was my fault, and that you only got out of something what you put into it!

Thank god I had a nice client afterwards......
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #25 on: 22 December 2013, 11:17:37 am »
Quote from: anushka on 13 December 2013, 10:07:14 pm
When they ask me what do I look like I always say " I am short, fat, with the huge ass and cellulite covered legs.  Sometimes I say i also am ginger and cross eyed.  They either hung up or laugh.

Im gingerish?surprisingly popular hair colour with the guys. I get so many compliments on my hair colour and guys have booked me simply because of my hair in the past  ;D
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #26 on: 22 December 2013, 11:19:49 am »
Quote from: NigellasNostril on 17 December 2013, 01:38:19 pm
When they ask for details I just say "what would you like to know specifically?" Sort of answering questions with questions usually weeds them out. When we get to "what time are you working until?" You can bet it's 80% sure they're not coming...

Same here. "What exactly is it that you would like to know?". I answer but if they come out with a great long list of questions i just ask them if they read the profile."Im chloe?the redhead with the big bum" oftentimes this jogs their memory, surprising what comes flooding back when they remember who they are talking too and can picture you photo in their head x
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #27 on: 22 December 2013, 01:25:39 pm »
Quote from: Chloe Kisses on 22 December 2013, 11:17:37 am
Quote from: anushka on 13 December 2013, 10:07:14 pm
When they ask me what do I look like I always say " I am short, fat, with the huge ass and cellulite covered legs.  Sometimes I say i also am ginger and cross eyed.  They either hung up or laugh.

Im gingerish?surprisingly popular hair colour with the guys. I get so many compliments on my hair colour and guys have booked me simply because of my hair in the past  ;D

It sure is.
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #28 on: 23 December 2013, 01:57:53 pm »
Quote from: Nameless on 21 December 2013, 03:33:35 pm
That guy showed up, was a complete nightmare, laid there like a dead fish, in the end he blamed me (despite the fact I'd tried everything) and demanded some money back.  After an awful experience the other week I did but told him no way was he going to tell me it was my fault, and that you only got out of something what you put into it!

Thank god I had a nice client afterwards......

always nice to have a lovely client afterwards that makes up for the bad eggs out there!
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Re: 'Can I have your details please?' ... rant, sort of
« Reply #29 on: 29 December 2013, 09:27:00 am »
Him (really horrible nasally voice that instantly gets my back up - every Glaswegian knows the one!!): "whereabouts are you based?"
me: "X area" (which is actually the neighbouring town as I have no intention of meeting him and getting my eardrums battered by his voice)
Him: "Whats the price for half an hour?"
Me: (I have paused my game for this) "Its on my profile right next to my phone number"
Him: "eh...aye... see my computer shut itself off"
Me: "it shut itself off with absolutely no warning, leaving you solely enough time to write down my phone number but at no point during the average 3-4 mins it would take you to find a pen, write down my phone number - or unlock then type it into your phone - double check its right and dial it, did you scan 2 lines up to check my rates?"
Him: "...so you won't be giving me the address then?"
Me: "No I don't think so"
Him: *hangs up*

I have no problems clarifying rates if asked, as I for one double and sometimes triple check to be sure of the cost of something before I pick it up/use the service but this one is always guaranteed to find yourself teetering very close to the block list on my phone.
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