A potentiallly good male escort needs some guidance lol

[benharvey]

Please bear in mind whilst reading below i am not an arrogant person, im just looking at the facts, assessing myself for eligability for doing some escorting work lol  

I work in the commercial property sector, my job provides an 'ok' wage, but would like to earn extra cash.

(cringe worthy part but please bear with me lol   )

im not a bad looking lad/bloke, at the gym 4 times a week so have a good body, i have  a passion for all things filth (been to numerous swingers parties, had all types of sex with all types of women) and im fortunate enough to be well endowded whilst knowing how to use it. slept with over 100 women and have a rep locally for being good at sex.

im also very business minded, along with being witty and im able to fit into any social situation, whether it dealing with bluechip directors or housing benefit tenants. so all in all, fit the bill (in theory) perfectly to be an escort.

(i hope you are still reading without thinking im a complete idiot lol but i do value your experienced opinions)

link to a picture of me:

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now surely i should be able to find some escorting work?

ive looked through scores of male escorts online and although there were some very good looking blokes with awesome bodies, there were a lot of sleazy looking, very average men.

I feel as if every site i go on to advertise myself they are just a scam to rip off sad desperate blokes who cant get laid in real life. How do I differentiate myself from the crowds?

Can anyone help a genuinely decent guy, with many valuable attributes as a male (!!!) get some work?

Maybe links to sites, or some pointers towards agencies that appreciate a decent bloke not a deperate gullable sleaze?

Your opinions/suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Appologies for having to read such a sickening message saying 'im this, im that' but just wanted to see if i could take advantage of what god has given me, and also fulfill physical needs and financial goals  

Warm regards
Ben

[Anika Mae]

*sigh* I did read it all.

I'm not going to put the time into composing an informative reply though until you show that you've put at least as much effort in yourself. Read the sticky thread entitled "The Newbie's Guide To SAAFE" and search as suggested there. I even used "male escort" as an example because it's the most common tedious query we get from newbies.

As you'll discover, you've got no chance if you're not even willing to put in some legwork. If you realise what a rubbish position you're in but you still want to try it, come back and we might be able to come up with something.

[benharvey]

thank you for your lovely reply 

[amy]

The 'facts' are that the market for men to escort women is so phenomenally small as to be non-existant, particularly when you are approaching it with the attitude that all women are the same and thus want the same thing (ie. you).

It's a real pity that you felt able to spend so much time on this risible post (after all, we're hardly your target market and as most of us deal with deluded, self obsessed men every day we're hardly likely to be impressed either), and no time whatsoever reading the almost limitless number of threads and posts regarding straight male escorts already on this forum. Or do you, as I suspect, consider yourself so irresistible that none of them apply to you? I cannot personally think of a less desirable quality in a man, but I daresay someone will help me out.

You may well fit the bill perfectly to be an escort, if you are prepared to suck some cock - with a very few exceptions the overwhelming majority of sex worker's clients are MEN. What God has given you is a Y chromosome which virtually prohibits you completely from being paid to have sex with women. That said, if you are such a perfect specimen of bristling masculinity and have reliable equipment, have you thought about doing porn? I don't honestly know how you get started but it might be worth a thought if you are the type - I did meet a man who had done some porn once and his attitude was certainly similar to yours. Aren't I the old diplomat today!  .

Opinion wise, I'm far better off keeping that to myself, but suffice to say if you turned up here you'd be paying like everybody else. The only thing I will say is that if you are going to post links to a photograph of someone other than you on a paid sex forum, it might be a good idea to check they are OK with it first. And like Anika, I can't be arsed to post the same set of tired old links again. Somebody else might, but I suspect you'll be finding them yourself.

[benharvey]

i will take the comment about "posting pics of someone else" as a compliment lol why would i do that anyway? what gain would i get?! when i turned up to an appointment id be laughd out the room if it wasnt me lol

that was taken approx 3 weeks ago in the town of Poulton near Bpool on a night out. tell me a random object to hold up infornt of me and ill post it up for you to see lol

i appreciate what you are saying though, as there is a world of difference between female and male escorts and the potential markets.

bit catty this place isnt it? slightly harsh on a newbie, even though Im probably the 2834728 this week to ask the same question...so i can see why

thank you for your response.

[amy]

I was referring to the lady in your picture, who may not take particularly kindly to being featured on a prostitution forum. It was most certainly not a compliment, more an tactful invitation to remove said link.

I have no doubt at all that the man in the picture is you, and that is neither a compliment nor an insult, rather an expression of supreme indifference.



EDIT: As our OP has now retired for the evening without taking the hint, I'm afraid that I have removed the photograph link from his post purely on the grounds that another (fully recognisable) person is also depicted, and as he has informed us all of his reputation and ungodly sexual prowess, I somehow doubt that she would be very happy to be seen on here standing next to him. Sorry to all those ladies who were champing at the bit.  

[benharvey]

sorry, completely misunderstood. I appologise. Suppose it would be an idea to remove it, thank you.

Dont want to fall out with anyone so i will double check what i post from here on in.

Thank you for everyones input.

[EmilyJones]

bit catty this place isnt it? slightly harsh on a newbie, even though Im probably the 2834728 this week to ask the same question...so i can see why

This place is incredibly helpful to newbies. The women here, I'm afraid, are forthright and don't mince words or become so overwhelmed when a man implies he has a big winkie that they have to take smelling salts. You've received responses completely appropriate to your query, considering that we have so many HUGE, STICKY threads that answer your questions and there's no need to be silly about it.

Especially since being an escort involves plenty of worse verbal exchanges, often enough. You may need to man up!

[brandy@saafe]

I just find it incredible that a guy thinks it's okay to put a picture up with himself and somebody else without any further thought to his partner in the picture. As a self-confessed swinger it makes me wonder where else that picture has ended up on the web. I only hope the lady in question doesn't find out.

[Carla]

I actually just had to stop myself slumping my head in my cereal bowl and letting out a long low growl.

[benharvey]

Ok girls, i get the idea lol please relax   

[brandy@saafe]

Ok girls, i get the idea lol please relax   

Please don't condescend to me and tell me to relax. If I want to make a comment on such an asinine move you made on posting such a picture, I will. And I'm 40yrs old, hardly a "girl".

[amy]

Ok girls, i get the idea lol please relax  

Ach, Brandy beat me to it. Benharvey, I would seriously think about reading through some more of the forum before I posted again. The posters here are intelligent, successful businesswomen who do not take kindly to being patronised by the type of berk who thinks that he can endear himself by banging on about how fantastic he and his genitals are, and suffixing every other sentence with 'lol' (and if you are indeed laughing out loud at random intervals, this indicates nothing other than an embryonic mental health problem).

Put the spade down, ffs. It's getting embarrassing.

[benharvey]

not sure what I can write that wont be treated as further bait/enticement resulting in essays of exaggerated eloquence now (lol?)

the 'lols' are a misfortunate result of modern day communication, and barely mean i am trying to portray that I mean it in a light hearted manor.

Anyway, i find this site very helpful, my bad for not reading through the newbie threads and for that mistake, i appologise. Now i have read them, and realise im amongst a sea of wannabe male gigalo's, i will wind my neck in and hopefully gain some friends/contacts from this site.

Regards

Ben

[Anika Mae]

I was hoping that I could avoid responding and this thread would die quietly, but...

i will wind my neck in and hopefully gain some friends/contacts from this site

I can't see that meaning anything other than that you intend to hang about here, share your opinions, and generally interact with the members. That's fine in theory, there are loads of places on the internet where you can do that, but I have to warn you that this isn't an appropriate place for you. SAAFE is a peer support site for escorts, and the forum is valued as a place where we can talk frankly with people who can relate to the specific experiences we share. People who aren't escorts but are affected by industry sometimes ask our advice and we give it, but that doesn't cover you either. You're not in any way involved in the industry, you just thought about it for a few days. There are times when an outsider view can be useful, but that's not what people come here for and your contribution won't be appreciated.

If you'd like to find out more about the sex industry by talking to people who are involved, you could hang around some of the many punter forums instead. People do complain on there about posters who are neither escorts or punters, but they're are accustomed to the merely curious there and may be a bit more accepting.